The Penis-Centered Society

The National Institute of Health (NIH) puts your money to work:

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) subsidized a study attempting to find out if a gay man’s penis size has any correlation with his sexual health.

The research, titled “The Association between Penis Size and Sexual Health among Men Who Have Sex with Men,” began in 2006 and surveyed 1,065 gay men. Among its key findings: Those gay men who felt they had small or inadequate penis sizes were more likely to become “bottoms,” or anal receptive, while gay men with larger penises were more likely to identify themselves as “tops,” or anal insertive.

Another discovery from the research: men with smaller penises were more likely to be psychologically troubled than those with larger genitalia. The goal of the study was to understand the “real individual-level consequences of living in a penis-centered society.”…

I guess that’s what they meant by “stimulus.” I sure hope they don’t “cut” it.

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  • John Barron  On July 18, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    And I thought my tax dollars were being wasted on nonsensical programs. But what really burns me up is how Obama suggests that if the GOP doesn’t hand over a blank check, Social Security, food safety officials, and other “necessary” programs will be cut instead of this crap.

    I’d love just one shot at being in a press pool and getting called on when the president says some bs like cutting food safety. “Mr. President, why not the studies measuring homosexuals penis size, or endowment for the arts, or the effects of cow flatulence on butterfly populations?”

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